By: Ron Mexico, Correspondent
scarrytimes.blogspot.com
Within mere h
ours of winning their first XFL III championship, the Sundance Kids announced they will not be franchising the team's starting quarterback, Donovan McNabb. For McNabb this is his second championship in as many years. He was an instrumental part of The Grinders (now Bingers) victory last year only to be cut prior to the supplemental draft in August. "Yah, I feel like I've been disrespected, AGAIN, who else has a resume like me. I'm fired up, can you believe I might win the league MVP and still not get any love. I don't know what else there is to prove." McNabb stated after the game, standing at his locker while his towel dropped to the floor. When asked about the possibility of being drafted by the Kids next year he stood naked quoting Mike Tyson "That would be ludicrous, ridiculous, amphibious and treacherous. I'll eat Scarritt's leg if he drafts me". All eyes turn towards the Bandits as they lose their second straight championship game. Ownership mentioned "He is definitely worthy of a #1 pick next year for the fact that he appears to be a good luck charm." When asked about the possibility of McNabb teaming up with Peyton Manning next year. As for the Kids, it appears they will retain the services of Michael Turner and Steve Slaton who finished #3 and #7 among running backs respectively. For McNabb, victory is bittersweet, "I'll enjoy this celebration tonight, drink some Cristal, get some ass, sleep through Christmas and wake up on Friday ready to look for work." He is looking forward to an upcoming interview in the Stairwell with the Plot-Suckers, who need all the help they can get with the perennial division champs, the Bandits, and upstart Lost n Texas. "Ownership is my kind of dude, I can see myself and Drew hanging out in the Stariwell, munching some box." explained McNabb with a big grin as he stroked his himself, still standing naked.
scarrytimes.blogspot.com
Within mere h
ours of winning their first XFL III championship, the Sundance Kids announced they will not be franchising the team's starting quarterback, Donovan McNabb. For McNabb this is his second championship in as many years. He was an instrumental part of The Grinders (now Bingers) victory last year only to be cut prior to the supplemental draft in August. "Yah, I feel like I've been disrespected, AGAIN, who else has a resume like me. I'm fired up, can you believe I might win the league MVP and still not get any love. I don't know what else there is to prove." McNabb stated after the game, standing at his locker while his towel dropped to the floor. When asked about the possibility of being drafted by the Kids next year he stood naked quoting Mike Tyson "That would be ludicrous, ridiculous, amphibious and treacherous. I'll eat Scarritt's leg if he drafts me". All eyes turn towards the Bandits as they lose their second straight championship game. Ownership mentioned "He is definitely worthy of a #1 pick next year for the fact that he appears to be a good luck charm." When asked about the possibility of McNabb teaming up with Peyton Manning next year. As for the Kids, it appears they will retain the services of Michael Turner and Steve Slaton who finished #3 and #7 among running backs respectively. For McNabb, victory is bittersweet, "I'll enjoy this celebration tonight, drink some Cristal, get some ass, sleep through Christmas and wake up on Friday ready to look for work." He is looking forward to an upcoming interview in the Stairwell with the Plot-Suckers, who need all the help they can get with the perennial division champs, the Bandits, and upstart Lost n Texas. "Ownership is my kind of dude, I can see myself and Drew hanging out in the Stariwell, munching some box." explained McNabb with a big grin as he stroked his himself, still standing naked.
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