By: C. Raven Moorehead, Correspondent
Scarrytimes.blogspot.com
Who has h
eard the expression "I went to a fight and a party broke out!" Well, this past weekend I was fortunate enough to hit the road to Wayland, NY, where the G10 summit was being held. The G10 is the annual meeting of the XFL III owners to discuss several topics including competition, the state of the league, trades and even a bit of trash talking. This year, 6 of the 10 owners made the trek back to the fertile breeding grounds of Isaman Road. Also on the agenda for the weekend was the birthday celebration of the commissioner, who danced his way into his thirties. Happy birthday commish! Many believe the commish's wife tried to poison the other owners with gut rot by forcing them to drink dark and heavy beers from custom brewcrafters all night. The evening got progressively worse and was capped off with a brawl between Scarritt and Shaf. Details of the fight are scarce; it is believed the argument broke out after trade talks of Thomas Jones for Santana Moss broke down. The party pretty much disbanded after Scarritt jabbed Shaf in the jaw. Jared Ziggenfus aka The Nature Boy Rick Flair, suggested it was a sucker punch and completely unprovoked. When asked about his poor decision making Scarritt responded "Shaf was trying to start a pillow fight, that's just GAY, so I had to slap him around" but no ones buying that excuse. All eye will be on this match up in week 6 as Shaf looks for revenge in what now might be considered the hottest rivalry in the league this year. Scientologist Zach Newfang was heard mumbling while passing out under the stairs with his latest piece of roast beef at his side, which ironically is where Drew usually crashes "Scarrit has done a good job of making enemies and alienating himself this year, punching Shaf and calling out the Newfang boys in the preseason, I think he has a death wish." Maybe he does have a death wish, but the reigning champion has cart blanch as far as I'm concerned. Ultimately, Shaf got the last laugh as he managed to hold onto Moss who exploded for 41.6 points the following day compared to Jones' 10.4.
Oh my, the desert is dry! The Bingers seem to have serious problems on their hands. The Bingers dropped a record 378.3 points two weeks ago. With the offensive explosion, one would think all is fine 'n dandy in La La Land. Snooping around Vegas proves otherwise. Can owner Reynolds buy enough balls to keep everyone happy was the question with all that talent. "After seeing Mr. Reynolds in line at the unemployment office, I would tend to assume, No he can't. That's the safest bet in Vegas these days." was the response from fellow Vegas socialite and cross town rival, Brian Shaffer. Shaf was right as the disgruntled team in the desert laid an egg this past week. Reynolds was to busy parlaying bets on the men's figure skating world championships to return a call to the Scarry Times office. Keep making that paper Reynolds. In other news, no report yet from the detective Matt Sikorski on his trip to Pittsburgh.
Scarrytimes.blogspot.com
Who has h
eard the expression "I went to a fight and a party broke out!" Well, this past weekend I was fortunate enough to hit the road to Wayland, NY, where the G10 summit was being held. The G10 is the annual meeting of the XFL III owners to discuss several topics including competition, the state of the league, trades and even a bit of trash talking. This year, 6 of the 10 owners made the trek back to the fertile breeding grounds of Isaman Road. Also on the agenda for the weekend was the birthday celebration of the commissioner, who danced his way into his thirties. Happy birthday commish! Many believe the commish's wife tried to poison the other owners with gut rot by forcing them to drink dark and heavy beers from custom brewcrafters all night. The evening got progressively worse and was capped off with a brawl between Scarritt and Shaf. Details of the fight are scarce; it is believed the argument broke out after trade talks of Thomas Jones for Santana Moss broke down. The party pretty much disbanded after Scarritt jabbed Shaf in the jaw. Jared Ziggenfus aka The Nature Boy Rick Flair, suggested it was a sucker punch and completely unprovoked. When asked about his poor decision making Scarritt responded "Shaf was trying to start a pillow fight, that's just GAY, so I had to slap him around" but no ones buying that excuse. All eye will be on this match up in week 6 as Shaf looks for revenge in what now might be considered the hottest rivalry in the league this year. Scientologist Zach Newfang was heard mumbling while passing out under the stairs with his latest piece of roast beef at his side, which ironically is where Drew usually crashes "Scarrit has done a good job of making enemies and alienating himself this year, punching Shaf and calling out the Newfang boys in the preseason, I think he has a death wish." Maybe he does have a death wish, but the reigning champion has cart blanch as far as I'm concerned. Ultimately, Shaf got the last laugh as he managed to hold onto Moss who exploded for 41.6 points the following day compared to Jones' 10.4. Oh my, the desert is dry! The Bingers seem to have serious problems on their hands. The Bingers dropped a record 378.3 points two weeks ago. With the offensive explosion, one would think all is fine 'n dandy in La La Land. Snooping around Vegas proves otherwise. Can owner Reynolds buy enough balls to keep everyone happy was the question with all that talent. "After seeing Mr. Reynolds in line at the unemployment office, I would tend to assume, No he can't. That's the safest bet in Vegas these days." was the response from fellow Vegas socialite and cross town rival, Brian Shaffer. Shaf was right as the disgruntled team in the desert laid an egg this past week. Reynolds was to busy parlaying bets on the men's figure skating world championships to return a call to the Scarry Times office. Keep making that paper Reynolds. In other news, no report yet from the detective Matt Sikorski on his trip to Pittsburgh.
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